PLASTIC
CHAIR CEO
Ticker: • Strategy: sit • Backup strategy: sit harder
CERTIFIED
EXECUTIVE FURNITURE
EXECUTIVE FURNITURE
NO TEAMNO ROADMAPNO IDEASTILL CHAIR
WHY ?
01
It is a chair.
02
It has a tie.
03
The chart is going down.
04
Management refuses to comment.
ROADMAP
PHASE 1SIT
PHASE 2SIT
HARDER
HARDER
PHASE 3EXECUTIVE
SITTING
SITTING
PHASE 4STAND UPCANCELLED
ASK THE CEO
SIT.
official statement from management
CEOCHAIR
UTILITY0
EMPLOYEES0
LEGS4
BUSINESS PLANSIT
BUY THE CEO
The CEO cannot explain what the token does. The CEO is furniture.