:root{--bg:#090909;--paper:#f3f0e8;--ink:#101010;--red:#d91818;--muted:#a7a7a7;--line:#2a2a2a}
*{box-sizing:border-box}
html{scroll-behavior:smooth}
body{margin:0;background:var(--bg);color:#fff;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;overflow-x:hidden}
a{color:inherit;text-decoration:none}button{font:inherit}
.tickerbar{position:sticky;top:0;z-index:20;background:var(--paper);color:var(--ink);border-bottom:4px solid var(--red);overflow:hidden;white-space:nowrap}
.tickertrack{display:inline-block;min-width:200%;padding:9px 0;font-weight:900;font-size:14px;letter-spacing:1px;animation:scroll 17s linear infinite}
@keyframes scroll{from{transform:translateX(0)}to{transform:translateX(-50%)}}
.wrap{width:min(1100px,92vw);margin:auto}
.hero{min-height:92vh;display:grid;grid-template-columns:1.05fr .95fr;gap:34px;align-items:center;padding:46px 0 34px}
.kicker{display:inline-block;background:var(--red);padding:7px 10px;font-weight:900;transform:rotate(-1deg);box-shadow:5px 5px 0 #fff;color:#fff}
h1{font-size:clamp(54px,9vw,128px);line-height:.8;margin:24px 0 18px;letter-spacing:-6px;text-transform:uppercase}
h1 span{display:block;color:var(--red)}
.sub{font-size:clamp(19px,2vw,28px);max-width:700px;line-height:1.15;font-weight:800}
.stupidline{margin-top:14px;color:#bdbdbd;font-size:15px}
.buttons{display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:12px;margin-top:24px}
.btn{border:3px solid #fff;background:#fff;color:#000;padding:14px 18px;font-weight:900;cursor:pointer;box-shadow:6px 6px 0 var(--red);transition:.08s}
.btn:hover{transform:translate(3px,3px);box-shadow:3px 3px 0 var(--red)}
.btn.red{background:var(--red);color:#fff;border-color:var(--red);box-shadow:6px 6px 0 #fff}
.heroimg{position:relative}.heroimg img{display:block;width:100%;border:5px solid #fff;box-shadow:13px 13px 0 var(--red);transform:rotate(1.1deg);filter:contrast(1.03) saturate(.8)}
.stamp{position:absolute;right:-10px;bottom:22px;background:var(--paper);color:#000;border:4px solid #000;padding:10px 14px;font-weight:1000;font-size:20px;transform:rotate(-7deg)}
.strip{background:var(--red);color:#fff;border-block:4px solid #fff;margin:26px 0 0}.strip .inner{display:flex;gap:18px;justify-content:space-between;flex-wrap:wrap;padding:17px 0;font-weight:1000;font-size:clamp(18px,2.8vw,34px)}
section{padding:74px 0;border-bottom:1px solid var(--line)}
h2{font-size:clamp(42px,7vw,88px);line-height:.9;margin:0 0 28px;letter-spacing:-3px;text-transform:uppercase}
.cards{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(4,1fr);gap:12px}.card{background:var(--paper);color:#000;padding:22px;border:4px solid #000;min-height:155px;box-shadow:6px 6px 0 var(--red);transform:rotate(var(--r,-1deg))}.card b{display:block;font-size:40px;margin-bottom:7px}.card p{font-weight:800;margin:0;font-size:17px;line-height:1.2}
.road{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(4,1fr);gap:0;border:4px solid #fff}.road div{padding:26px 18px;min-height:180px;border-right:4px solid #fff;display:flex;flex-direction:column;justify-content:space-between}.road div:last-child{border-right:0}.road small{color:var(--muted);font-weight:900}.road strong{font-size:34px;text-transform:uppercase}.cancel{text-decoration:line-through;text-decoration-color:var(--red);text-decoration-thickness:6px}
.ceobox{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;gap:18px;align-items:stretch}.quote{background:#fff;color:#000;border:5px solid var(--red);min-height:280px;padding:28px;display:flex;flex-direction:column;justify-content:center;align-items:center;text-align:center}.quote .answer{font-size:clamp(54px,8vw,110px);font-weight:1000;line-height:.85;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:break-word}.quote small{margin-top:18px;font-weight:900;color:#555}.facts{border:4px dashed #fff;padding:22px;display:grid;gap:10px;background:#0e0e0e}.fact{display:flex;justify-content:space-between;gap:14px;border-bottom:2px dotted #454545;padding:10px 0;font-weight:900}.fact span:last-child{color:var(--red);text-align:right}
.buycopy{font-size:22px;font-weight:900;max-width:700px}.ca{margin-top:24px;background:var(--paper);color:#000;padding:18px;border:4px solid #000;display:flex;gap:14px;align-items:center;justify-content:space-between;box-shadow:8px 8px 0 var(--red)}.ca code{font-family:monospace;font-size:15px;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;white-space:nowrap}.socials{margin-top:22px}
footer{padding:48px 0 70px;text-align:center}footer .chair{font-size:70px;display:block;animation:wobble 1.1s steps(2,end) infinite}.footer-title{font-size:28px;font-weight:1000}.blink{animation:blink .8s steps(1,end) infinite;color:var(--red);font-weight:1000;margin-top:8px}.tiny{font-size:12px;color:#888;max-width:680px;margin:18px auto 0;line-height:1.5}
@keyframes wobble{0%,100%{transform:rotate(-4deg)}50%{transform:rotate(4deg)}}@keyframes blink{50%{opacity:0}}
@media(max-width:800px){.hero{grid-template-columns:1fr;padding-top:26px}.heroimg{order:-1}.cards,.road,.ceobox{grid-template-columns:1fr}.road div{border-right:0;border-bottom:4px solid #fff}.road div:last-child{border-bottom:0}h1{letter-spacing:-3px}.stamp{font-size:15px}.ca{align-items:stretch;flex-direction:column}}